When I'm supposed to do homework:
Person: why do you love that celebrity so much, they're never gonna love you back
Me: why do you breathe if you know you're eventually going to die
me: I'm gonna study this year, I swear. I have to make my parents proud and get better grades.
tumblr: what did you say?
me: nothing i love you bby
I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese...
most-awkward-moments: Have your daily laugh-gasm here!
Reblog if you've actually cried over One Direction
1girl5husbands: whatmakesyou-b-e-a-u-t-i-ful: YES. All day. Erryday. Right now. Forever. i’m never not
Zayn: as i feel myself fall, make a joke of it AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
world war 8 ends : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
obama dies: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
zarry sex tape released: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
world apocalypse: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
getting put in his grave: AAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL