liverpate: azraeldoesnotdispute: liverpate: why am i not a banana Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana. thanks man
cupofteaorgtfo: Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow
iwillmindfuckyou: vvierd: badgerbutts: OMFG SERDXGCFBHJKLJHGFVDRETFHYHJKKH HHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT CHILD CRYING OMFG I CANNOT
When your teacher is announcing your grades
“I’m gonna fail, I swear I’m gonn—” Teacher: you passed “bitches I told you I was gonna pass”
How I run: →
thefunniestpost: GYM: When someone is giving away free food: Hysterical Blog!
foreveralone-lyguy: I sent my dog outside for standing on the dining room table. This was his response. he isn’t having any of your bullshit
That moment when you're in a really bad mood and...
helloeverything: right now, jake gyllenhaal is sitting in a penthouse somewhere in new york, clutching a vampire weekend record to his chest and whispering, “it’s still cooler than yours” and at first he’s like but then he’s like
disney channel star: but i can't sing
disney channel: it doesn't matter you're going to sing anyway
thorilyhammered: I JUST REALLY LOVE ALL OF YOU I THINK YOU’RE AWESOME AND FIERCE AND SWEET AND WONDERFUL AND I ESPECIALLY LOVE THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE FOLLOWED ME FROM THE BEGINNING AND WATCHED ME DISINTEGRATE INTO A CHAOTIC BLOG HUGS FOR EVERYONE
troyyy: whenever it rains, if you listen real closely, you can hear “come clean” by hilary duff faintly playing.
florenciacdecuadro: orgasmic-oreos: sppencersmith: wow my friend is trying to set me up with this kid but his name is montana and my name is hannah do u see the problem here What problem? I really hope they’re together
te4cup: staff: howellester: do you ever just wonder what the tumblr workers think of us we think you’re all a bunch of idiots the tumblr workers seem lovely
My mom told me not to talk to strangers. But then...
thefunniestpost: Hysterical Blog!
When you would really like to reblog something but...
sodamnrelatable: via sodamnrelatable
eli-manning: gurry: Aren’t we all internet explorers?
suzzannnn: when you open a new tab and can’t remember why
Watching the early Harry Potter movies [again] &...
Me: You love her!
You love him!
You marry her!
You marry him!
You have little ginger kids!
They go to hogwarts!
YOUUUU LOOOOOOVE HER!!!!!!
My mom when she gets home
Her: No seriously where did all the food go
Me: To a happy place
Plot twist: Everybody is still friends when the game of Monopoly is over.
Bigger plot twist: Monopoly game is over
sheerran: guys calm down i can’t answer all of these at once