September 2012
liverpate:
azraeldoesnotdispute:
liverpate:
why am i not a banana
Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.
thanks man
August 2012
cupofteaorgtfo:
Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow
Watchiwillmindfuckyou:
vvierd:
badgerbutts:
OMFG
SERDXGCFBHJKLJHGFVDRETFHYHJKKH HHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT CHILD CRYING OMFG I CANNOT
When your teacher is announcing your grades
“I’m gonna fail, I swear I’m gonn—”
Teacher: you passed
“bitches I told you I was gonna pass”
How I run: →
thefunniestpost:
GYM:
When someone is giving away free food:
Hysterical Blog!
foreveralone-lyguy:
I sent my dog outside for standing on the dining room table. This was his response.
he isn’t having any of your bullshit
That moment when you're in a really bad mood and...
sodamnrelatable:
helloeverything:
right now, jake gyllenhaal is sitting in a penthouse somewhere in new york, clutching a vampire weekend record to his chest and whispering, “it’s still cooler than yours”
and at first he’s like
but then he’s like
disney channel star: but i can't sing
disney channel: it doesn't matter you're going to sing anyway
3 tags
thorilyhammered:
I JUST REALLY LOVE ALL OF YOU
I THINK YOU’RE AWESOME AND FIERCE AND SWEET AND WONDERFUL
AND I ESPECIALLY LOVE THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE FOLLOWED ME FROM THE BEGINNING AND WATCHED ME DISINTEGRATE INTO A CHAOTIC BLOG
HUGS FOR EVERYONE
troyyy:
whenever it rains, if you listen real closely, you can hear “come clean” by hilary duff faintly playing.
6 tags
florenciacdecuadro:
orgasmic-oreos:
sppencersmith:
wow my friend is trying to set me up with this kid
but his name is montana
and my name is hannah
do u see the problem here
What problem?
I really hope they’re together
1 tag
te4cup:
staff:
howellester:
do you ever just wonder what the tumblr workers think of us
we think you’re all a bunch of idiots
the tumblr workers seem lovely
My mom told me not to talk to strangers. But then...
thefunniestpost:
Hysterical Blog!
When you would really like to reblog something but...
sodamnrelatable:
via sodamnrelatable
2 tags
eli-manning:
gurry:
Aren’t we all internet explorers?
suzzannnn:
when you open a new tab and can’t remember why
Watching the early Harry Potter movies [again] &...
Me: You love her!
You love him!
You marry her!
You marry him!
You have little ginger kids!
They go to hogwarts!
YOUUUU LOOOOOOVE HER!!!!!!
7 tags
My mom when she gets home
Her: No seriously where did all the food go
Me: To a happy place
Plot twist: Everybody is still friends when the game of Monopoly is over.
Bigger plot twist: Monopoly game is over
sheerran:
guys calm down
i can’t answer all of these at once
