The Genius That Is Tumblr

Full of Tumblr's funniest / best posts-so grab some ice cream, a big blanket, and an animal (or perhaps human) friend and enjoy my ludicrous blog of all things funny
  • me: why are you dressed like you're going to a funeral
  • rob: it's teen wolf night
  • Boy: do you drive?
  • Me: yes
  • Boy: do you have friends?
  • Me: yes
  • Boy: do you have kids?
  • Me: no
  • Boy: *pained look* oh....oh no......that is terrible...

transcripts:

"true beauty is within" for example opening your fridge

(via fad3out)

sixpenceee:

counterhunter:

‘arent we supposed to have antlers or something’
‘fuck if i know’

'who cares we're mad cute'

sixpenceee:

counterhunter:

‘arent we supposed to have antlers or something’

‘fuck if i know’

'who cares we're mad cute'

(via thatwetshirt)

lesbighost:

I applaud people who get up and get dressed because I stay in my pajamas all day unless I’m going out

(via samanthaaguayo)

overnight-shipping:

kittanzer0:

so on the bus this morning

we stop at a red light and this lady gets off

she goes about half a block down, and then we saw her freeze and run after the bus

SHE FORGOT HER ENTIRE BABY ON THE BUS

I love the use of the word entire as in she could have just left the leg of the baby but no she left the whole baby

(via shehasnoproblemwithsecrets)

shingekinokyojinheaven:

on the internet:

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in real life:

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(via zenfolly)

(via pizza)

(via litewoods)

zaccharine:

honestly my favorite thing ive ever made in photoshop is catloaf

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my graphic arts teacher hung it on the wall in the ga computer lab

(via pretttymonster)

lggyzalea:

when you’re out with your friends and someone really hot walks by 

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(via pretttymonster)

fireyturtle:

nicelanderenzeru:

ruraljackdaw:

Hugging shorter people and resting your head on theirs

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Hugging taller people and having your head against their chest

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Hugging people your height and pressing your face against their shoulder

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Hugging people and getting picked up by them

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HUGGING

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Not having people to hug

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Giving a hug that comes off as weird

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This post describes me in every way

(via pretttymonster)

seifukucat:

eating clocks is really time consuming

(via your-supernova-girl)