The Genius That Is Tumblr

tunaofthesea:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos

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(via freespiritsaremeanttoleave)

sasstiel-sassbutt:

arasellle:

justheroverthere:

I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type

I know mine. it’s

pureblood

this post just got 209348451 times better okay

(Source: perksofbeingahufflepuff, via ashtnoirwin)

crywonk:

averytare:

man girls are gorgeous

alright this could mean one of two things

(via ashtnoirwin)

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

kellinsbum:

so i walked into my brother’s room he was asleep and i knocked something over and he said “if you’re a ghost or some shit please fuck off im too tired for this”

(Source: paledreamers, via ifellinlovenexttoyou)

“the friendzone”

shadesoflolita:

there was this one guy that kept asking me out.

every time I would politely decline.

He then kept complaining about how I led him on and put him in the “friendzone”

He got his friends to try to bully me into dating him

The next time I saw that guy, I told him “congratulations! you’ve left the friendzone!”

he looked really happy.

I then told him: “You’ve now entered the enemy zone! don’t ever talk to me again.” (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧

(via thisiswhatiwilldo)