The Genius That Is Tumblr

Full of Tumblr's funniest / best posts-so grab some ice cream, a big blanket, and an animal (or perhaps human) friend and enjoy my ludicrous blog of all things funny

263tohappy:

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

bye putting “i am not fingernail” on a tshirt and wearing it 4ever

(via causeimtabitha)

ohsoswiftly:

taylorswift destroying on the white boards all her life

(via ifreakinlovetaylorswift)

midnighttomfoolery:

Disney Princesses as college students

(via thegamesafootmydearcloudyrplayer)

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ムムム…こにょ、でこぼこは…
肉球のマッサージになるにょだ〜♪

(via scythelliot)

(via bookmad)

unicornfan:

bushwasright:

apparently this is the fabled original Why I’m “Antisocial” picture

disappointing

unicornfan:

bushwasright:

apparently this is the fabled original Why I’m “Antisocial” picture

disappointing

(via divergenttributefromdisneyworld)

  • ed: it's alright to die cause death is the only thing you haven't tried but just for tonight hold on
  • ed: when my hair's all but gone and my memory fades and the crowds don't remember my name when my hands don't play the same strings the same way i know you will still love me the same
  • ed: i don't get waves of missing you anymore they're more like tsunami tides in my eyes
  • ed: you can fit me inside the necklace you got when you were sixteen next to your heartbeat where i should be keep it deep within your soul
  • ed: THEY SAY IM UP AND COMIN LIKE IM FUCKIN IN AN ELEVATOR

kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

(via divergenttributefromdisneyworld)

stuartstormborn:

I need feminism because girls literally get demonized for liking pumpkin flavored things???? ok?????????????

(via greenleefs)

I would prefer to have one comfortable room well stocked with books to all you could give me in the way of decoration which the highest art could supply.
John Bright (via bibliophilebunny)

ooh-bite-me:

when your mom walks up behind you while you’re blogging

image

(via lorelaisdanes)